One can never have enough socks

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“One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” 
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” 
― George Carlin

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